The Twilight Report

Your Home For Snappy Repartee

“Have you ever notice how minifigures never have their hands on the wheel? Seems dangerous to me.”
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“s/My new years resolution is to/Next year I won't/;”
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“Microsoft's idea of "express" is 5GB, (4 of which has to be on C:)?”
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“New Camera, but old Photoshop so have to upgrade yet again.”
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“Yay Land of Enchantment http://m.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/12/19/new-mexico-supreme-court-legalizes-gay-marriage/
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“Last 13 commits to this repo had the description of simply "update". Well actually the last one was "Update" so that helps.”
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“Just once I'd like to see one of those pages labeled "this page left unintentionally blank"”
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“@PicardTips even *gasp* prime directives?”
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“Phone cleverly turns down brightness when low on battery to the point where I can't actually use the phone for anything”
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“eventually they will catch on and charge extra for movies in 2d”
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“It would be nice to go more than a few days without one of our RAIDs crashing #recyclingbaddisks
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“I would really love a Nikon Df in silver”
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arbitrary skepticism

Witches can predict the future and cast spells, dead men can come back as ghosts, apparitions can rise from cauldrons... but trees can't move. That would be silly.

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“Strangely did not see the neighborhood black cat out last night”
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“Doing my part to rot the teeth of the next generation (and I am not referring to Wesley Crusher) for the first time.”
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“php for the entertainment value”
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“At dentist office watching ads for Virginia's Governors race. Not really making me miss TV at home.”
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“In issue 28 The Mechanic is impressed by a "256 thousand kilobyte formax computer" whatever that is.”
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“Bumblebee is on the cover of tf classics volume 3 but only appears as goldbug for the entire volume”
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“beta website has lorem ipsum, nice touch”
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“Do we have to call everything a surge now?”
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“Vegemite and jalapenos”
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“@plicease Yeah but there is no Mercerism or empathy boxes in Blade Runner. The story line in completely different.”
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“@rexiaperplexia I actually think the fundamental difference is RS was more sympathetic to the replicants. Important ideas are come from PKD.”
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“@plicease Yeah I mean the names of the characters are similar and that's where the relationship ends.”
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“@rexiaperplexia I liked both "Androids" and BR, they are so different you can see some of the inspiration in BR, but it is faint indeed”
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“Till mid December? Wonderful Christmas present.”
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“Now I know everything is better because CNN home page is showing a green light in front of the capital building.”
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“Just finished rereading marvel transformers 17 and I think they should make a scrounge toy”
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“Glad I don't have a D-Link router because at least the backdoors in my wireless router are not publicly known”
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“oops http://econ.st/185v5a4
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“They say at least they are talking, but it seems like that is all they ever do.”
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“Nearly 100 percent chance of rain they say. .. whileit is raining.”
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“I didn't need to check my spam filter, just had to update my .fetchmailrc”
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“I filed a bug that turned out to be a bug in congress.”
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“Interesting to look at old rt tickets I had totally forgotten about and be like "why was I even trying to use that module...?"”
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“Hello Maryland”
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“It is pretty here in southwestern Pennsylvania this time of year”
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http://doesaustraliahaveagovernmentyet.com/ > http://govuptime.com/
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“Dear LibreOffice, maybe comma should be the separator for COMMA separated files rather than semicolon or space.”
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“Dear Media, the stop light in front of the Capital building is a cliché. Please stop. Thanks.”
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“I am literally standing in the great gulf between the Congress and the White House”
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“I am kinda surprised to find that I am essential.”
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“Dear IT staff, performing network maintenance on the eve of the shutdown, maybe not a crash hot idea.”
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“If ever America needed an Australian style double dissolution now would be the time.”
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“I think the question is for how long, not if.”
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“@plicease funny until you start panicking that they actually might close the gate!”
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“@tehresa oooh... I have always heard those and wondered what it was like...”
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“Someone in German claims to have forgotten my ebay password...”
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“Before following people on the Twitscape I always like to see how often they post.”
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“smile!”
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“I still hate flying Delta.”
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“Is "RAID array" merely redundant or is it a redundant array of redundancy?”
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“At the Olney theatre for Hamlet”
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“I am to exceptoinal”
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“Maryland secessionist compared himself to Rosa Parks...”
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“What is it about all imap synchronization / copy programs that make there interface utterly abhorrent”
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“I am disappointed that googling for "transform into a microscope" doesn't immediately take me to a profile for Perceptor.”
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“Literally no competition has sadly proved thinkgeek right: "Literally, the best news. all day: 30% off all apparel"”
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“At the all-hands meeting. When do we have the all feets meeting?”
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“Since I am working from home tomorrow I am declaring today casual Thursday”
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“Great now I want a lamington.”
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“Did some good learning about Devel::SizeMe tonight at http://dc.pm.org
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“@butterflyblob is that like emacs vs vi?”
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shell

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brick

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wood

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nails

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“My assigned defects are in the single digits, when it the last time that happened?”
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“Upgraded my G5 from OS X.4 to Debian 7”
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“Landed BWI”
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“Whoohoo window seat second row.”
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“At SLC waiting for my flight to BWI”
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“This is the life; dinosaur museums by day and sushi and ice cream by night”
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“Me Grimlock at Red Iguana for lunch”
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“Off to Price to see the Utah Raptor.”
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“Touchdown SLC ... wasn't sure I would make it tonight but I did.”
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“Ran through DEN to my connecting flight to SLC. Almost there.”
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“at BWI next stop DEN and they are holding my flight to SLC (though not for me)”
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“Also my flight is delayed and I might be spending the night in Denver airport.”
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“Cartoon Network is on in the airport and I don't understand why anyone watches it.”
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“I guess this is the trade off for bags flying free”
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“Waiting in the express Lane for bag drop off is not very express.”
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cnd.2013

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rainy.today

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misha's birthday

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randoms

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unwelcome

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times

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http://lenka.drinks.to.chicken.noodle.day.tomorrow http://instagram.com/p/bHqT39koCf/
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颐和园 close ups

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长城

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rock creek park

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北京 railway museum

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“Just discovered that Cake did a cover of Mahna Mahna from The Muppet Show thanks to Pandora”
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“They should make Lego City Demolition Derby. This is more or less what Undercover devolves into anway.”
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“Also, they all say Luigi is #1 and year of the Luigi and such, but they have all been playing new smb instead of dark moon. think about it.”
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“Now that I have all my hats Nintendo sends me little green men who I am pretty sure could kick some slime.”
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“Just asked an actual Russian for where the nooklar wessles.”
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