The Twilight Report

Your Home For Snappy Repartee

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“Lena plays Flower”
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“...and now it's in a museum.”
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“At the smithsonian”
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“It's like that episode where soundwave has a goatee and the Autobots are evil.”
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“Idea for solitare app: only deal a winnable hand once the user upgrades to "pro".”
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“I will not tell you who I voted for in the primary, but I will repeat the talking points like a parrot for my candidate.”
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“@lenviol er”
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“Log onto google plus and it says g+ is more fun with friends. Guess they are telling me I don't have enough friends.”
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“Would people would be up in arms if it were Muslim orgs that were asked to play by secular rules when they operate in secular contexts?”
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“RT @wilw: If your pro-#SOPA argument starts out, "I don't know anything about this, but..." just stop right there. Your argument is invalid.”
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“Doing my taxes and weirdly enough can't get my rate down to 13.9%.”
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“If Newt Gingrich becomes president and Tony Abbot becomes PM, where do we go then?”
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“Happy New Year to all Water Dragons like my parents and everyone else from a Fiery Dragon.”
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“They just played a chiptune from original NES TNMT on Kojo Nnamdi for no apparent reasons sans explanation.”
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“Going outside now and I realize strangely I can't wear shorts and a t-shirt.”
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“Last lunch down under: forgot nobody opens for lunch before 12 here.”
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