The Twilight Report
Your Home For Snappy Repartee
“Lena plays Flower”
“...and now it's in a museum.”
“At the smithsonian”
“It's like that episode where soundwave has a goatee and the Autobots are evil.”
“Idea for solitare app: only deal a winnable hand once the user upgrades to "pro".”
“I will not tell you who I voted for in the primary, but I will repeat the talking points like a parrot for my candidate.”
“@lenviol er”
“Log onto google plus and it says g+ is more fun with friends. Guess they are telling me I don't have enough friends.”
“Would people would be up in arms if it were Muslim orgs that were asked to play by secular rules when they operate in secular contexts?”
“RT @wilw: If your pro-#SOPA argument starts out, "I don't know anything about this, but..." just stop right there. Your argument is invalid.”
“Doing my taxes and weirdly enough can't get my rate down to 13.9%.”
“If Newt Gingrich becomes president and Tony Abbot becomes PM, where do we go then?”
“Happy New Year to all Water Dragons like my parents and everyone else from a Fiery Dragon.”
“They just played a chiptune from original NES TNMT on Kojo Nnamdi for no apparent reasons sans explanation.”
“Going outside now and I realize strangely I can't wear shorts and a t-shirt.”
“Last lunch down under: forgot nobody opens for lunch before 12 here.”