Starting tomorrow, GST (Graham Standard Time) will be observing the following new rules.

1. There will be no Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday
2. All days will be referred to as "Gorfday" (or "Gorgstag" Auf Deutsch)
3. As there are no longer any "days of the week" there will be no "week" either
4. As a downside, the concept of a weekend is now meaningless, this is conpensated for by the fact that weekdays are also now meaningless.

Thank you. That is all.