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happy holidays

Tyler sent me this awesomeness:

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Hope everyone has some happy holidays, Christmas, Hanukkah, New Years, International Talk Like a Pirate Day or a little bit of everything :)

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Never Surrender

Of course, in the very next panel Prime is surrendering to Scorponok, and in New Jersey of all undesirable locations. In all fairness though, there are 4 million years between those two panels. But I always enjoyed the line "You will bind my wound with it soldier."

I am sure that I would make Richard sick with all this upbeat crap, if he were around.
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Phrog, there is a waiter in my soup.

Oops. iPod delivered by the nice FedEx man this morning. It's funny, I had to sign for the little $30 microphone last night, but the $400 iPod they just left balanced precariously between the main door, and the screen door which was ajar on account of the obstruction. I am home, sick (which I note is different from being home sick), so I was able to start playing with it immediately. If I stand up for too long I get dizzy and I can't lie down without having my nose and ears becoming all blocked up. It's really fun.

I noticed that Tyler has turned off the ability to comment on his LJ. I hope it wasn't something I said. It's been hard to get a hold of him lately. I haven't scampered around DM3 with a nail gun for weeks. I never thought I would ever miss Phrog and Master.

The Other Optimus Prime
Check it out, the guy who legally renamed himself Optimus Prime has a web page:

http://optimusprime.iwarp.com/

Yes, apparently I don't have anything better to do.
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More Poorly-Drawn Cartoons Inspired by Actual SPAM Subject Lines!

YOU MUST TRANSFORM TO THE UNSURPASSED GUY FOR YOUR WIFE
www.spamusement.com
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