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temporal paranoia

So, allegedly we got an extra hour of sleep last night (it’s fall back right?). Only all of my clocks are also some sort of computer device, and I didn’t have to change any of them, they just report the new time. This makes me nervous, as it could all theoretically be an elaborate CIA plot to make me think I am more rested than I really am. I wouldn’t put it past them.

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