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lunch, breakneck ridge (long) and shakespeare

Yesterday I had lunch with Adil, Ed, and pretty much the rest of my old work colleagues in EDA. It was really nice to see everyone and a pleasant surprise that pretty much everyone wanted to see me. After everyone else left Adil and I had a chat and I got to meet his kids, which was quite nice. Adil, don’t forget to send me that picture!


(click to see in Google Earth)

As promised (or threatened) I did the long loop of Breakneck Ridge after lunch. I did it in the afternoon, so it was a lot hotter and a lot harder than last week. I ran into lots of people this time. Most of them asked me for advice or how far it was going to be to the turn off. I suppose I looked like I knew what I was doing. I had this conversation several times: “Are you from around here?” “I used to be. I used to live in Beacon.”

Upwise it is like the last Breakneck Ridge hike except for more up after the saddle where you turn off for the short loop, and a more gradual descent. It is also about a mile longer. I feel like I left this hike as unfinished business when I left Beacon a year and a half ago. I’d hiked it a million times, but I left in a state where I wasn’t really up to hiking it anymore. Now that I’ve come back and hiked it again I feel a lot better about it.

After the hike I met up with my friends at Boscobel for As You Like It. I was disappointed that I missed Richard III, because it is one of my favourites, but As You Like It was really funny and definitely worth it. They presented it using a Western theme that accentuated the humour. Joe said it was his favourite Boscobel Shakespeare yet. I’m not sure that I would go that far, but it was quite good. If you are ever in the Hudson Valley during the summer I highly recommend seeing one of the plays that they are presenting that year. They usually do two plays each summer, they present them outside at Boscobel, where there is a lovely view of the Hudson.

...and with that, my Hudson Valley adventure draws to a close, as I head back to New York City, and prepare for my next big adventure in New Mexico.

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Japanese Food and iPods

Went to a “Japanese” restaurant with some co-workers. If I were in the states and with my friends or family I would probably call it a “Sushi” place, but that didn’t seem to be the term used here[1]. This place had a conveyor belt and you just picked up the stuff that you wanted as it went by. This concept has always seemed cool in theory, but also a little bit sketchy in terms of health, but the fish turned out to be quite fresh, and I would probably go back again.

The good news is that my co-workers are actually pretty cool. I keep telling people that there are no Jeffs where I work now (my adventures with jeff were chronicled here, here and here.

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Jeff

There are many things that I miss about working at The Company, but Jeff is not one of them. I do miss my collaborations with Adil, Tiffany, Ed and Ed a lot.

I was excited yesterday because my iPod finally came back to me. I wasn’t sure they would actually do it, but they replaced it, so this is actually my third iPod (I checked and it has a different serial number), my second replacement by the same warranty, so that extended warranty was actually worth it for once. Would I get another iPod? I’m not sure, I mean I love having the thing and it is super simple to use, but as far as reliability it doesn’t score well. My friend e and her husband both have iPods and both are giving them trouble at the moment (one sounds like it has died, the other is having the same sort of problems that mine did before it finally died). Theresa’s died recently too. In my own experience their ability to fix things appear to operating at only about 66%, and you only get a good result if you call up and yell at them. I was actually super courteous both times because Theresa used to work in a call centre and people who work in places like that don’t deserve to have abuse hurled in their general direction, you do (however) have to be insistent when block your path with red tape. On the other hand when I actually have a working iPod it is hard to imagine life without it! I think I would actually get another iPod, but I’d get the AppleCare Extortion Plan up front this time, because although there was more hassles than there should have been, they did fix things in the end. That does count for a lot.




  1. I think traditionally Sushi refers to the rice or something, but Americans at least usually use it to refer to the whole thing
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Farewell Lunch

My farewell lunch at The Company was surprisingly pleasant. Pretty much everyone from the department showed up, except for my manager, but that was good because it gave Greg the opportunity to do impressions of him. There were even a few people from greater EDA who came, that I've gotten to know over the years.

When we were walking back to the building after lunch, people had bunched up into smaller sub groups, and I noticed that because of my pace I was sort of between groups, off by myself. I thought to myself: here I am the guest of honor and my anti-social tendencies have still taken over.

As I type this I just realized that I forgot to have Adil invite that cute Indian girl (the one that always seems to smile at me) to my farewell lunch.
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Time

I just confirmed that Adil and I have totally been wasting our time for the last week or so at work. What is disturbing is that I new this all along and it took me an entire week to prove it.
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Edited For T.V. Version

First of all, I have been crazy busy lately, so if you have written me recently and haven't gotten a reply, please bare with me because things are going to settle down soon!

What happened today?

I have been working on Parallel Abstraction for most of 2004 now, with little to show for it. Well, that isn't entirely true. I have actually accomplished a lot, it just doesn't feel that way sometimes, you know? Anyway, I have been extremely stressed about this because the thing is supposed to be working by mid December, and I have my doubts about it.

I realized it really doesn't matter if I don't finish Parallel Abstraction, because it doesn't matter anymore if I get a bad performance appraisal for 2004. I was completely relieved and stress free for the first time in recent memory. I'm not going to stop working hard to make sure that Parallel Abstraction is working in time, but I realized in this case, failure really is an option. I didn't write the code originally, after all, so I don't feel I ought to be held accountable for it.

My partner came over to my office and we looked at a section of the offending code for about a half an hour, and we found the memory error that has been dogging me for the entire time that I have been working on Parallel Abstraction. I kid you not. It was like as soon as I decided to let go everything fell into place. Parallel Abstraction isn't done yet... but this is big. Melly told me that this would happen.

The major downer of the day was when Art came by to wish me luck. I told him that I was sorry to see him go, which is honest. I think he is a decent, hard working man and The Company needs more people like him, not less.

After work, I drove up to school to get one of my slides from Sarah. I really wanted to tell her about the things which are going on in my life, and ask about how things were going for her. She seemed real excited for me, and I think she's is also doing well.

On the way home, I stopped at Hanaford to pick up a Turkey for next week. I flirted with the pretty check out girl, enough so that I forgot to press "YES" on the touch pad which takes the credit card. It was a pleasant experience.

My mom and step father Don are flying in next week for Thanksgiving. They haven't been up since I moved, so this will afford them the opportunity to see my new place.

I called E as I drove home and told her what was going on. She was real happy for me too.

Yes, my friends. Life is good. It's like that Sheryl Crow song "It's not having what you want / It's wanting what you have." It's only going to get better.
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Those Idiots

So I have been working in my new department for about nine months or so now. I basically work on two major things. I don't want to get into the details of what I do, because it is pretty boring, but lets just call them Interface and Parallel. Neither have anything to do with each other. I have a partner for Parallel with whom I work with pretty closely. It has to do with the nature of the beast. When I work on the Interface, I am much more subordinate to the owner of the code, and it is therefore not a partnership. One day, when I learn more about how the Interface works it could be, but it is far too early for that.

The guy who owns the Interface code had a family emergency recently and was gone from work for three weeks. When he got back he asked me how much time I had been spending on Interface vs. Parallel. The truth is I have not been working much on the Interface, because Parallel has been soaking up all kinds of time. I find out today that my idiot manager strongly suggested that the Interface owner resign from The Company and everyone understands if he doesn't that they will probably fire him. My manager seems to think that he hasn't been working hard enough, which is bullshit.

It's bad enough that The Company continually shoots itself in the foot by getting rid of good people that they really need, but this seems totally over the top. The guy's son had been in the hospital for three weeks he comes back to work and they kick him while he's down. What makes it worse is that I think the reason they moved me into the Interface when they did because they wanted to get rid of him. They are using me as a tool to get rid of this guy and that makes me hate them.

In the afternoon I was working with my Parallel partner and we came up with an idea which I hope may tie up a whole bunch of loose ends. My Parallel partner has been at The Company for about 20 years, and he was telling me that he felt as though he had done himself a real disservice by staying here for as long as he has, because bam! they get rid of you and the things we work on are so specialized that you really don't know enough about the real world to get a decent job. After 20 years and with a family to support it is real tough to start over. I've been here for four years and I'm thinking it is time to get the hell out. Suggestions anyone? Seriously. Suggestions?

After work I was both pissed off at management, while at the same time excited about our potential Parallel breakthrough. My friend Sarah had asked me to take her portrait for her web site. She is an aspiring wedding photographer and she is going to need to advertise. I was humbled that she asked me, because she knows lots of photographers. I was also super excited to get back into the studio and shoot some pictures. Tonight was the night that we were going to get together for this.

Afterward we ordered a pizza and talked about various things. She's broken up with her sort of boyfriend and she's going to be moving to New Hampshire, probably sometime next year. I'm going to miss having her around. She says that she will be back eventually, but by the time she is, I had better be gone, for my own sake.
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rc3: another day in the life of robert cobbler

Note: I originally wrote this early in the morning on August 4 for another site, but I am particularly pleased with it, so I am reposting it here to get total coverage. I've only made a few additional corrections.

I did this once before, almost ten years ago. Thought it was time once again to write about my old friend RC.

rc3: another day in the life of robert cobbler

3 August 2004 / August 3, 2004

By the time I got into my car to... I would say go to work... but the fact that I am going to work today seems almost incidental... but anyway, by the time I get into my car to go to work I have already been up for almost 3 hours today. I got up extra early to photograph a still life for my second assignment which was really due yesterday, but I had forgotten to take the film out of the fridge last night so I spent an hour going through my writing desk searching for the title to the Toyota so that I can get Green's Auto to haul the thing away so I don't have to spend money on it. Right now that car is costing me money just sitting in my driveway and it has to come to an end. By the time I have confirmed that I really don't have the damn title anymore and that I will have to deal with DMV, the film is ready to shoot, but I still am not. I can't think of what to shoot. The content of my writing desk is scattered across the floor neatly organized into categories. The largest pile is stuff to throw away. The batteries I found stored in the desk are lying about and I imagine the Energizers confronting the Duracells in a medieval conflict. A couple of candles become castle towers in my mind. It seems the dumbest thing I can think of, but I arrange this ten second fantasy into my still life assignment.

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I finish photographing the still life on time, and this is when I get into my car to start my day which already seems to be progressing. What I have to accomplish seem to add up to something larger than 24 hours, and even so I manage to forget three somethings in a row, each time having to turn around and drive back home to get it. Each time I seem to get further, which seems like progress, although it is really more work because it's longer to drive back. First I forgot my medication. Then it was my Australian passport application. Then it was the CD I had sold on half.com and had to post today.

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I drive all the way to Poughkeepsie to drop off my film, because that is the closest professional lab, and the only which will get my E-6 processed quickly enough. As often is the case when I get into the lab there is no one there. I wait a few minutes. I say "Hello." I walk over to the door sensor and stand in its way to make it beep again. I say "Hello" again. There is some rumbling. Finally one of the guys who I recognize by face but not name comes out to get my film. "This one needs to be pushed one stop. That's four o'clock, right? And this one is just regular, that's three, right?" Round trip is about an hour and I am only about ten minutes late, by the time I get to work.

I've been dreading this week's one-on-one with my manager because I don't have much to show as far as accomplishments. Parallel still doesn't work and I haven't started working on reports. I had rushed to check in some code yesterday (also a busy day) so that I could make the pretense of having accomplished something. Happily, my manager is not in his office so I go back to my workstation to finish my breakfast already in progress.

I try calling the Australian consulate in New York City, because an appointment is required to submit my application for Australian passport. Sadly there is a menu, but no way to talk to a real person. This is Australian Bureaucracy in all its glory.

We have a department meeting at eleven. These things seem pointless to me at the best of times, and in my current mental state, these are far from being the best of times. My manager and the team leads find great difficulty in finding a working Ethernet port. I will not point out how ridiculous this is. A large technologically advanced computer firm and we can't even afford to pay for more than one working Ethernet port for two conference rooms. A green Ethernet cable snakes over the wall, through the flimsy ceiling from one room to the other, and even that one doesn't work. It's sad.

After the department meeting, it's lunch time, but I don't have time to eat. Instead it's off to the DMV, but first have to stop by the Hopewell photo to get some over priced film (they don't have what I need so I leave empty handed), and then I stop by the post office to post my most recent half.com purchase order: The Big Lebowski sound track. Finally I am off to the DMV.

Now, a lot of people dread the DMV. I've dealt with the organization formally known as the INS, which is by far more bureaucratic, and by far more under funded, and the employees are by far less sympathetic. Today, I have to admit is a pretty good day at the DMV: the line is short and the lady behind the counter is very helpful despite the fact that I have inadvertently brought the wrong form with me. While I am furiously filling out forms, she is entering other forms into her computer so that she doesn't have to send me away. I moved several months ago, and I need to update my address, and renew several documents, including my driver's license. I get back to work, only about fifteen minutes behind schedule.

When I walk into my partner's office at work, his officemate says "Here he is..." ominously.

"Uh oh" I reply. "What I done this time?"

Turns out last night when I checked that rushed code in that I broke the build. This is a bad thing, for those of you who are not software engineers. My partner tries accepting the blame. I have to say, that my partner in crime, earm... I mean in parallel, is a good guy. Everyone on the team is. They are totally professional and decent human beings. If I didn't have an aversion to socializing with the people I work with I would have no problem calling any of them my friends.

So I sit in his office for about three hours looking at our parallel problem, while people come in and out pestering me about having broken the build. It doesn't help, of course that my partner's office mate is responsible for the build process, I suppose.

I finally get back to my office, which I haven't been in since before lunch (incidentally, I didn't have time to actually eat). I am going to leave pretty soon, but I check my work e-mail and there is one here from the team leader reminding me to look into a work item that someone else has to finish. I've been having trouble coaxing this guy into showing me how to get the data into our requirements web page. I call him up and talk to him for a few minutes. I hang up feeling as though he has maneuvered out of actually showing me how to do the thing I need to know how to do once again. Zero progress there too.

Then it's back up to Poughkeepsie to pick up my film. Happily this is on my way to school, which is my next destination. Between those two spots I stop at Mole-Mole for dinner, where I order the Chili Relleno. While I am waiting for my food to come out, I stuff my slides into slide sheets. The food is excellent, and I feel stuffed when I leave.

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When I get to school for open lab hours, Johanna is there. She was in my last class at Dutchess too, the lighting class. She's also hot. I don't have time for that though. I pick out eight slides and I scan them. I should have brought paper to print some stuff out, but of course I have forgotten to bring it.

It's 7:30pm when I get out of the lab, and I am actually ahead of schedule. This is because I decided to skip one of my objectives, and that was assignment number three, which is due tomorrow. There are a couple of hours left in the day, so I go to the mall and shoot 30 frames of a 36 roll which I am hoping to pass off as assignment number three and take them to the one hour place. I dread giving my film to places like this, but I simply do not have time to take the film anywhere else.

I leave there at about 8:30pm. I've been up since 6:00am or so. I call my mum up on my cell phone so that I can chat with her as I drive home. It's the only time in the day that I can talk to friends and family. I carp that I am becoming annoyed that my father's attitude toward America now that I am an American citizen. I never thought this would happen, but my feelings toward this country have altered somewhat now that I am a citizen. I carp that I don't like the way my father says that he thinks Bush and Karry are much the same so that it doesn't matter what happens in November. I actually agree with this analysis somewhat (although I would still like to see one of those candidates loose in November, I won't tell you who), but I don't want some foreigner telling me that. My dad isn't really a foreigner though... because thanks to recent legislation in the Australian parliament, I retained my Australian citizenship when I became an American.

I stop by Hanaford to get some cornflakes for breakfast tomorrow. Mum watches the news summary while I am in the supermarket.

When I finally get home, I check the mail, and take the camera and computer equipment I have been lugging around all day out of the car. I don't want to leave it in there because it will get quite hot in there in the morning. Someone has stuffed enormous bags of garbage in my garbage can. This means that I won't be able to put any trash out for collection on Friday. Needless to say, this pisses me off.

I get off the phone with my mum. I have a headache. I take the vitamins which I did not have time to take this morning when I left, and two ibuprofen. I check my personal e-mail and I see that I have made another sale on half.com. I wish that people would make several orders in one day, instead of one order each day. It would make my life easier.

Finally I go to sleep; hopefully not to dream.

Note: The original RC can be found here.

rob cobbler @ nx1 commented:
Interesting name...
Where are you located?
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