Dear Thursday,

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:01:00 GMT

Thank you for being pay day allready! It sort of makes up for the other four work days in the week, although not quite.

after now,
gr8ham

New GST rules

Fri, 20 Jan 2006 17:21:00 GMT

Starting tomorrow, GST (Graham Standard Time) will be observing the following new rules.

There will be no Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday
All days will be referred to as "Gorfday" (or "Gorgstag" Auf Deutsch)
As there are no longer any "days of the week" there will be no "week" either
As a downside, the concept of a weekend is now meaningless, this is conpensated for by the fact that weekdays are also now meaningless.

Thank you. That is all.