The Twilight Report

Review Questions

Thu, 25 Nov 2004 00:52:00 GMT

(1) If Nerd on the planet Nutley starts out in his spaceship at 20 KPH, and his speed doubles every 3.2 seconds, how long will it be before he exceeds the speed of light? How long will it be before the Galactic Patrol picks up the pieces of his spaceship?

(2) If Roger Rowdy wrecks his car every week, and each week he breaks twice as many bones as before, how long will it be before he breaks every bone in his body? How long will it be before they cut off his insurance? Where does he get a new car every week?

(3) If Johnson drinks one beer the first hour (slow start), four beers the next hour, nine beers the next, etc., and stacks the cans in a pyramid, how soon will Johnson's pyramid be larger than King Tut's? When will it fall on him? Will he notice?

From The Unix Fortunte Files

lies, damn lies and statistics

Sat, 06 Nov 2004 03:18:00 GMT

Statistics means never having to say you're certain.

From the UNIX Fortune Files

A hypothetical paradox:

Sat, 25 Sep 2004 18:00:00 GMT

What would happen in a battle between an Enterprise security team, who always get killed soon after appearing, and a squad of Imperial Stormtroopers, who can't hit the broad side of a planet?
-- Tom Galloway

bureaucracy, n:

Sat, 25 Sep 2004 17:57:00 GMT

A method of transforming energy into solid waste.

from the unix fortunte files

clone, n:

Tue, 24 Aug 2004 00:15:00 GMT

An exact duplicate, as in "our product is a clone of their product."
A shoddy, spurious copy, as in "their product is a clone of our product."

From the UNIX fortune files.