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        <pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2004 18:32:00 GMT</pubDate>
        <title>I am Such a Computer Dork</title>
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        <description>&lt;CENTER&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bbspot.com/News/2004/10/extension_quiz.php&quot;&gt;&lt;img 
src=&quot;http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2004/10/file_extensions/cgi.jpg&quot; width=&quot;300&quot; height=&quot;90&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;You are .cgi Your life seems a bit too scripted, and sometimes you are exploited.  Still a  workhorse though.&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;Which File Extension are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;
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I so should have been .pm.  .c or .rpm or even .s would have been cool too.
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&lt;CENTER&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://bbspot.com/News/2003/01/os_quiz.php&quot;&gt;&lt;img
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At least I wasn't Windows 95.</description>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2004 17:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
        <title>I've decided to outsource my writing skills...</title>
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        <description>Today was really great.
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I got out of bed just before breakfast because the smell of cooking bacon woke me up.
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I feel good because today I getting my lip pierced! Finally! Mom said I could and she's signed the forms and EVERYTHING!
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I'm so angry. Paul is grounded. AGAIN! And I'm not allowed to see him. EVER. It's just NOT FAIR. I hate my mom and I wish she was dead. This wouldn't happen if I was allowed to live with dad.
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Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.
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I want to tell the world to get fucked.
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I am making this journal Friends Only because of the perverts and stalkers who only want to see my photos.
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Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! But I don't know how to work it. Can you help me?
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I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
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I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, just like my best friend Sally.
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You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.
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That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with my favourite Buffy fan-fiction piece I wrote last year when I was in hospital.
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