“They should make Lego City Demolition Derby. This is more or less what Undercover devolves into anway.”

—plicease at 15 June 2013 15:48

“Also, they all say Luigi is #1 and year of the Luigi and such, but they have all been playing new smb instead of dark moon. think about it.”

—plicease at 15 June 2013 09:44

“Now that I have all my hats Nintendo sends me little green men who I am pretty sure could kick some slime.”

—plicease at 15 June 2013 09:43

“Just asked an actual Russian for where the nooklar wessles.”

—plicease at 14 June 2013 22:47

“What do you do when the video on skype doesn't work and the audio on google hangout is too laggy?”

—plicease at 9 June 2013 08:34

“The version that came with squeeze was more fun and made it feel like there were eight CPUs.”

—plicease at 31 May 2013 13:48

“Version of xosview that comes with wheezy makes my single CPU with four real threads and four hyper threads look like a single CPU again.”

—plicease at 31 May 2013 13:47

“First two weeks of March next year in Sydney :)”

—plicease at 31 May 2013 10:27

“Returned to Maryland safe and sound.”

—plicease at 26 May 2013 21:34

“At IAD next stop PEK.”

—plicease at 11 May 2013 09:37

“The frenemy of my frenemy is my frenemy.”

—plicease at 7 May 2013 16:32

“First Squeeze -> Wheezy upgrade, thankfully without the sort of regret that accompanies an Ubuntu upgrade.”

—plicease at 6 May 2013 11:35

“For a pacifist, Fortress Maximus has more guns than I have ever seen on a Transformer.”

—plicease at 2 May 2013 07:51

“Achievement Unlocked(?) I have never seen Windows Explorer consume 10GB of memory before.”

—plicease at 30 April 2013 05:55

“Got my shots, ready to go to China!”

—plicease at 24 April 2013 12:45

“It seems like every third addition to CPAN now a days has the description "lightweight web framework"”

—plicease at 18 April 2013 12:47

“Awesome when people start having random and unrelated conversations on your defect in bugzilla.”

—plicease at 17 April 2013 15:47

“Why does eating ribs make my nose itch?”

—plicease at 7 April 2013 14:17

“I predict the next big thing will be "Two Point Oh 2.0", or put another way, "3.0".”

—plicease at 6 April 2013 20:56

“We just got back from the farmers market in Silver Spring.”

—plicease at 6 April 2013 12:01

“Aint nothing better than jalapeno jam on jalapeno bread.”

—plicease at 6 April 2013 12:01

“Watching Doctor Who on BBCA sucks due to comercials.”

—plicease at 30 March 2013 19:37

“Achievement unlocked: ssh over serial via socat + kvm/libvirt”

—plicease at 29 March 2013 13:44

“Guy in the cube adjacent to mine smells like cat food.”

—plicease at 27 March 2013 19:29

“This is only part 1? Oh no, how many parts are there?”

—plicease at 21 March 2013 00:23

“Man that model train is totally going to get demolished by that earthquake.”

—plicease at 20 March 2013 23:45

“This bad disaster movie wants to be 24, which I didn't like either.”

—plicease at 20 March 2013 23:44

“Half watching bad TV programs on Netflix while programming is vaguely reminiscent of half watching Nik at Nite while programming as a kid.”

—plicease at 20 March 2013 23:40

“After watching a couple of old Steven King TV miniseries, http://tvtropes.org is my new favorite website. Coincidence, I am sure.”

—plicease at 17 March 2013 04:07

“The Google Reader Competitor Industry seems ill-prepared for Google Reader's departure. Seems hard to believe that nobody is using it.”

—plicease at 15 March 2013 19:11

“Springer without chrome ware -- does one exist?”

—plicease at 14 March 2013 14:32

“Congrats to his popiness. Can we stop talking about it now?”

—plicease at 13 March 2013 17:21

“Legacy is the new replacement.”

—plicease at 8 March 2013 09:37

“So that turned out to be a wussy storm.”

—plicease at 6 March 2013 16:44

“I just discovered I have a mess of mp3s in Amazon from CDs I purchased there years (decades?) before they even had a cloud player.”

—plicease at 6 March 2013 12:44

“With the one man helming both Star Wars 7 and Star Trek 11, 12 is mixing sci fi metaphores as big a faux pas as it used to be?”

—plicease at 1 March 2013 19:40

“Who do I loath more, Red Hat for making a crappy distro, or CentOS for making it affordable for organizations?”

—plicease at 27 February 2013 10:39

On NPR today they went at pains several times to say that there are two types of company's on the Internets, those that know they have been compromised and those that don't know they have been compromised yet, on account of the story about the Chinese military hacking US companies and government. Given the penchant for my previous employer (NetCon^[1]) to use the company name as the root password I would put them in the latter category.

1. not the companies real name, but feel free to add it to the list of passwords to use when you are ssh bombing my web server

“Enjoying a slow tour through House of Cards (US) though Kevin Spacey is Urquhart Lite after watching the original.”

—plicease at 23 February 2013 19:27

“Here is a pro tip: do not try to catch a falling cactus.”

—plicease at 2 February 2013 20:13

“Recommended not speeding on MD-200 as it is crawling with cops. That guy in the ginormous pick up that sped by me this morning knows.”

—plicease at 23 January 2013 11:35

“My kingdom for a spoon! The office has only forks and knives not quite simpatico with my desire to consume my rice puddin'.”

—plicease at 23 January 2013 11:29

“upgraded my servers from Perl 5.14.1 to 5.16.2, which must mean 5.18 is due out soon.”

—plicease at 21 January 2013 10:29

“Economist describes Perl as "small" and "elegent" in obit for Aaron Schwartz. Erm...”

—plicease at 19 January 2013 19:35

“Happy Approaching Arbitrary Passage Of Somewhat Lengthy Period Of Time.”

—plicease at 31 December 2012 21:44

“Only 359 more mortgage payments left to go...”

—plicease at 27 December 2012 15:29

“Also unexpected white Christmas is unexpected.”

—plicease at 24 December 2012 16:35

“Just managed to get my Thinkpad to drive new Dell U3011 at 2560x1600 and have to pause for a minute to appreicate massive number of pixels”

—plicease at 24 December 2012 16:34

“evening.traffic http://instagr.am/p/TWqxczkoEy/”

—plicease at 17 December 2012 17:21

“after.work http://instagr.am/p/TWqZakkoER/”

—plicease at 17 December 2012 17:17

“Going to file "refactor our bugzilla" under "rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic" department.”

—plicease at 17 December 2012 15:41

“Of course it's not on Netflix. Netflix sucks.”

—plicease at 13 December 2012 23:53

“Comcast's live chat reminds me of Douglas Adams Genuine People Personalities on the Heart of Gold.”

—plicease at 13 December 2012 09:25

“Remember robot points?”

—plicease at 7 December 2012 21:37

“My new neighbor says he has a zen attitude about comuting, but then he works fror home so...”

—plicease at 7 December 2012 18:40

“new.floor http://instagr.am/p/S86E0rkoPM/”

—plicease at 7 December 2012 17:14

“Everyone is the only one to have a balanced plan and everyone is above average.”

—plicease at 7 December 2012 12:02

“House looks great with new floors and paint and a few minoa repairs so focus on the positive.”

—plicease at 6 December 2012 19:11

“I think the seller of our new house had his wired crossed. This would account for all the crossed wires in our house. #JoeHomeOwner”

—plicease at 6 December 2012 19:04

“Not crazy about the Wii U's frequent and time consuming updates.”

—plicease at 4 December 2012 23:28

“Please no more stories about the Royals ever. Thanks.”

—plicease at 4 December 2012 08:15