sharkes/blue bottles - The Twilight Report

Right as I am headed off to the beach for a swim, my Aunty Rae informs me that there had been a shark attack on one of the nearby beaches today. That didn’t faze me though. When I got to the beach it was covered in hundreds of blue bottles and there was a sign on the beach saying “beware of blue bottles” with a helpful illustration for those that are illiterate. That concerned me. I slapped on some sunscreen and waded out into the water a little ways, but few others swimmers were game, and usually when there are blue bottles about I make sure there are people around me who are going to get stung before me and who can raise the alarm. There was also lots of sea weed in the water which was uncool so I came back out, dried off and went back to try and help Aunty Rae out with her computer.

According to the mX, the shark was 1.2 meters long^{⋘note 1⋙} and was reported by some to have been a great white^{⋘note 2⋙}. They closed the beach and the guy who was attacked had at least one shark tooth stuck in his leg and had to go to hospital, but was expected to be released today. But seriously, those blue bottles hurt when you get stung!