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  <subtitle>Your Home For Snappy Repartee</subtitle>
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    <name>應龍</name>
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      <issued>2004-09-03T17:15:00</issued>
      <title>I've decided to outsource my writing skills...</title>
      <published>2004-09-03T17:15:00</published>
      <updated>2004-09-03T17:15:00</updated>
      <content type="html">Today was really great.
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I got out of bed just before breakfast because the smell of cooking bacon woke me up.
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I feel good because today I getting my lip pierced! Finally! Mom said I could and she's signed the forms and EVERYTHING!
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I'm so angry. Paul is grounded. AGAIN! And I'm not allowed to see him. EVER. It's just NOT FAIR. I hate my mom and I wish she was dead. This wouldn't happen if I was allowed to live with dad.
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Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.
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I want to tell the world to get fucked.
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I am making this journal Friends Only because of the perverts and stalkers who only want to see my photos.
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Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! But I don't know how to work it. Can you help me?
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I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
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I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, just like my best friend Sally.
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You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.
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That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with my favourite Buffy fan-fiction piece I wrote last year when I was in hospital.
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