urn:wd:wdlabs.com:atom1:twilight Your Home For Snappy Repartee 應龍 urn:wd:wdlabs.com:atom1:twilight:20041207.1227 2004-12-07T17:27:00 2004-12-07T17:27:00 2004-12-07T17:27:00 Tyler asked me if I would help him make a first person shooter involving zombies and the Amish. Let me just say that I have nothing against the Amish, and my understanding of them is limited to that which I gleaned from the <A HREF=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Weir>Peter Weir</A> film <A HREF=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090329/>Witness</A>. [ <B>Editors Note</B>: Peter Weir is the best Australian director Ever ] <BR><BR> Today I am driving to work, thinking that I am late (the meeting is in fact 9:30 not 9:00, so I will actually be 20 minutes early) and I have a remix of Bloody Tears playing in the car CD player and I start having this fantasy that the factory building that I work in is actually a run down castle inhabited by my co-workers, who are actually zombies, ghosts, gules and other assorted undead monsters, all of which can be dispatched by a neat *snap* of my chain whip. My manager is that really weak bat creature at the end of Level 1 which <I>anyone</I> can defeat.