urn:wd:wdlabs.com:atom1:twilight The Twilight Report Your Home For Snappy Repartee 應龍 urn:wd:wdlabs.com:atom1:twilight:20061116.0001 2006-11-16T05:01:00 Dear Thursday, 2006-11-16T05:01:00 2006-11-16T05:01:00 <p>Thank you for being pay day allready! It sort of makes up for the other four work days in the week, although not quite.</p> <p>after now,<BR/> gr8ham</p> urn:wd:wdlabs.com:atom1:twilight:20060120.1221 2006-01-20T17:21:00 New GST rules 2006-01-20T17:21:00 2006-01-20T17:21:00 Starting tomorrow, GST (Graham Standard Time) will be observing the following new rules. <OL> <LI> There will be no Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday </LI> <LI> All days will be referred to as "Gorfday" (or "Gorgstag" <I>Auf Deutsch</I>) </LI> <LI> As there are no longer any "days of the week" there will be no "week" either </LI> <LI> As a downside, the concept of a weekend is now meaningless, this is conpensated for by the fact that weekdays are also now meaningless. </LI> </OL> Thank you. That is all.