The Twilight Report

ex-IBMer

2006-01-23T15:14:00

I've been an ex-IBMer for a couple of days now. I may therefore reveal that "The Company" = IBM. I am pretty sure that comes as a surprise to nobody.

Today is the first day that I would have gone to work if I hadn't signed those papers on Friday. My last day I felt oddly detached. I was immune to things and people that ordinarily bother me, like my manager and Jeff. On the other hand I went around and said good-bye to people. It's harder to go wrong with that.

My going away party was on Saturday at Brian's house. I will be seeing people this week, but it is probably the last time that I will see "everyone" together. (Not that it could really be everyone without Sherry, Megan, Joanna and Padraic). I got to say goodbye to Sherry over lunch a week or so ago, and I hopefully I will get to visit Joanna and Padraic in California before I leave.

Everyone should come out and visit me in Salt Lake City for a ski holiday (I'll be there about 6 February to 8 March, with a short trip to New Mexico sometime the week of 22 February), or in Australia (anytime starting May 2006).

2005

2005-12-31T20:23:00

2005 was supposed to be the year that Decepticon's attack Autobot City on earth (as chronicled in The Movie. I took this as a sign that it was time to quit my job at The Company and go back to school and study computer graphics and distributed computing and maybe one day get a job at Pixar. I still think even being a "lowly" system administrator at Pixar would be a fun job. Being a software developer for the rendering farm would be awesome.

Appropriately enough, last Thursday, the last Thursday of the year, I went to the MoMA with e and they had a special exhibit on the art of Pixar. Most of what they showed was models and sketches that were made before anything gets done on the computer. Seeing the artists' names and countries of origin clearly labeled by each piece, one is reminded that computer animation is not just a form of entertainment, but also an art form. It's fascinating to me, because I have always been passionately interested in the interaction of expression and technology.

Highlight had to be seeing the early sketches of the Edna "E" Mode character from The Incredibles, who has been my favorite Pixar character since I saw the movie because of her energy and humor. I had one of her quotations engraved on the back of my iPod to remind me that "I never look back; it distracts from the now." In the gallery e told me she was her favorite character, to which I responded, "really? Me too."

Anyway, 2005 is coming to and end, and Unicron never attacked Cybertron and as a result, the Decepticons were not driven off as was for told in The Movie, and I'm not going back to school, just yet, but I am on my way back to Australia. (many more words and things...)

I Cannot Be Hurt by Anything this Wicked World Has Done

2004-12-31T13:13:00

What was 2004? It was a year of stolen and disputed elections in Georgia and the Ukraine, the rise and fall of Howard Dean and John Kerry, the first private space flight and the end of the "X-Prize," disaster in Darfur, prisoner abuse in Iraq, expansion of the European Union, the death of Ronald Regan and a month of flags at half mast, the return of Greek Olympics and a very smug presidential victory. In less political but tragic terms, the worst natural disaster in my memory has occurred in Asia as Tsunami death tolls top 135,000 according to CNN.com.

For me, the year started out as a bleak one in the coldest New York winter I have ever experienced. My mother came to visit me for her birthday. We stayed in Manhattan and it was bitterly cold.

Lowel and Johanna

I took a lighting class at Dutchess which was a blast. Some of my friends from Black and White II were taking the class and I met some other cool people. It was so much fun working with those people, including the teacher, Lowel Handler.

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In Short, 2004 was A Great Year and I have high hopes that 2005 will be even better.

Apparently I am the First

2004-12-09T20:53:00

Its blog its blog
its big its heavy its wood
its blog its blog
its better than bad, its good!

MegO

Flashback

2004-12-06T15:46:00

Because the writers guild is on strike, today's episode of The Twilight Report will be a flashback episode. I am going to tell you about a legendary former employee of The Company. To protected this person's identity, I will refer to him using the pseudonym "Bill." For those of you who already know this story, please forgive me if I get any of the details wrong. I didn't know "Bill" well, but I did meet him and talked to him a few times.

The first time I met Bill, he was giving me a ride to West Point so that we could watch Army get beat by some Christian private school. He was telling me that he really didn't want to work for the company, and would rather go back to school to study Art. He also wanted to visit Australia, and since I am from Australia originally, we had something to chat about. He was a moderately big guy, and he drove an enormous green station wagon. We got to the tailgate, had some BBQed food, played a drinking game and made our way up to the football stadium to watch the game. Army was playing some private religious school (as mentioned) so I dubbed the game "Army vs. God." Needless to say, Army has a terrible team and lost a close game. When I got back to where the cars had been parked for the tailgate, I discovered that Bill had left without me. Fortunately one of my friends gave me a ride.

Bill wanted to get laid off from The Company so that he could get the juicy severance package and go back to graduate school. Keep in mind that this was a few years back when The Company was having these big massive layoffs every six months, so you would think it wouldn't have been that hard for him to arrange it. However, Maintaining employment at The Company is never a logical affair, and try as he might he could not get them to fire him. His approach was to dress more and more casually every day. Very gradually, until (I am told) he came to work in his pajamas, when allegedly, Nobody said anything about it.

Back in the day The Company had a reputation formality and suits, those of you who know which company I work for know this. Things have changed. Today, our work environment, especially for those of us who are engineers, the dress code is very lax. Usually I come to work with a nice casual shirt, although today I was feeling especially casual and so wore my University of Arizona Math Nerds T-Shirt, which was given to me when I graduated as a Math major. So although I can't say that I was there, I can say that Bill's story is not so far fetched.

Since dressing down didn't do the trick, Bill decided to just go ahead and move to Australia and go to graduate school to study Art. Without telling management. He wanted to see how long it would take The Company before they stopped paying him. If you have seen Office Space and know about the bureaucracy of Corporate America, you know that this could take years. In Bill's case The Company moved at the lightning speed of several weeks to terminate Bill's employment.

Sometimes, I sit in my office (here is where the Flashback fade effect brings us back to the present, you can see me sitting at my desk typing this into my computer as I wait for another timing run to complete), and wonder whatever happened to Bill. But mostly I wonder what Australia is doing with him. He seems like the sort of person who would do well there.

Bradstock 2004

2004-09-26T23:36:00

(click for more pictures and movies) Yesterday I went to Brad's place to see Wappingers' own back yard cover band Fire It Up! Everyone who is anyone was there. Megan came down from Boston and Sherry took a break from all those law books to play keyboards for three songs. The band also debuted their new single: SnakeFish, based on the hit TV B-movie Snakehead Terror. I had a great time, and am looking forward to next year.

Maine

2004-08-30T01:24:00

I arrived in Concord at about 8:30pm. Only half an hour late, and had I not been delayed at departure, I would have probably been on time. I circled around a couple of times while Sherry tried to describe where her apartment was over my cell phone, but eventually I found the place and parked in a slot marked "Visitor." I was on my way up to Maine and had asked Sherry if I could crash at her place on the way up so as to break up the long drive. That was what I had said anyway; my main reason was to see Sherry a friend of mine who had recently quit The Company to go to back to school to study patent law.

She showed me around her new apartment, which is entirely too cute, if a little noisy from the nearby street. She showed me her schedule for each week which was blocked out every weekday from 8:00am to 10:00pm, and then told me, without a hint of irony that she hadn't really gotten serious about school yet. I showed her my portfolio from my Color1 class, and we talked about numerous things, including what would happen to "The Group" now that Joanna had left the Hudson Valley for Berkeley. She told me how much her apartment was costing me, which was low compared with the Hudson Valley, but high for a student, which is pertinent, since she is a student now. I told her how excited I was for her in her new endeavor. I would have liked to have told her how proud all of us were of her, but the thought didn't come into my head until later. I slept on the floor that night and the traffic outside didn't bother me too much.

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